Step 1
The roast
Get a sharp, funny first reaction that exposes what is confusing, forgettable, or trying far too hard.
Constructive criticism, no sugar coating
Your work called. It needs a roast.
Drop in your resume, LinkedIn, website, pitch deck, or dating bio. Roastly delivers a brutally funny critique, then shows you exactly how to make it better.
One free roast. No praise sandwich. No public posting.
Roast preview
“Your headline has all the personality of a software update.”
Fix: Lead with a specific outcome, not a job title.
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Funny, then useful
Every punchline points toward a real improvement.
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Private by default
You choose if a roast ever leaves your screen.
03
Zero fake flattery
Direct feedback, clearly explained and easy to act on.
The Roastly treatment
Ego bruised. Work improved.
Roastly separates memorable delivery from practical advice, so the joke lands without burying the fix.
Step 2
The diagnosis
Roastly turns every punchline into a clear explanation of what is not working and why it matters.
Step 3
The fix
Upgrade for prioritized recommendations, stronger wording, and a practical rewrite you can actually use.
Made for the things people judge fast
Resumes, LinkedIn profiles, landing pages, pitch decks, and dating bios—each reviewed against its actual goal and audience.
Minutes
not weeks waiting for candid, actionable feedback.
Pay for depth, not compliments
Start with the burn. Upgrade for the rebuild.
Quick Roast
A fast reality check for one submission.
$0one-time
- One AI roast
- Top issues identified
- Shareable result
Best fix
Deep Roast
A complete critique and practical rewrite for one submission.
$12one-time
- Everything in Quick Roast
- Prioritized detailed report
- Line-by-line recommendations
- One polished rewrite
Human Review
An expert second opinion when the stakes are higher.
$49one-time
- Deep Roast report
- Human reviewer notes
- One revision round
One-time prices per submission. No subscription ambush.
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions.
Your turn
Submit it before someone else judges it.
Get the laugh, take the lesson, and ship something stronger.